If you are a night owl who loves watching early morning infomercials, you may have noticed something strange over at Cartoon Network starting around 4 AM. The cable channel's popular programming block Adult Swim has started to infiltrate the 'As Seen on TV' market with You're Whole, their own line of self-improvement videos from blind guru Randall Tyree Mandersohn (Michael Ian Black). Three separate infomercials for this once in a lifetime deal have begun airing, and will continue to run throughout November. We have the first one here in its entirety, in case you have to get up early, missing this bizarre offer. "Smoothies, Pumpkins, & Cookies" kicks off this revolutionary self-improvement program, which will make you feel better, look better, and be a better version of yourself. Watch and let Randall and his life's work transform you today.