Instead of celebrating Labor Day by smoking ten packs of cigarettes and dousing yourself in enough whiskey to kill all your brain cells like I'll surely be doing, Comedy Central is offering an alternative with the Comedy Central Roast of James Franco, airing Monday, September 2 at 10 PM ET. The network has debuted two promos and six clips featuring roasters such as Jeff Ross rocking cornrows similar to James Franco's look from Spring Breakers, Jonah Hill, Aziz Ansari, Sarah Silverman and Nick Kroll from this weekend's Comedy Central Roast. Please watch, as I'll be too blind to see the TV through this haze of loneliness and liquor, even though its sitting on my stomach along with all the other trash on my bed in this crusty old apartment. Kill me now!