Two actress not up for lead female in True Detective Season 2 are Kate Mara and Ellen Page. While Rachel McAdams reportedly has the role locked up, nearly half of every known ingenue in Hollywood is also auditioning for the part. And guess what, not many fans have been pleased with the names so far announced. There has also been plenty of controversy surrounding the casting of Vince Vaughn and Colin Farrell as the two male leads.

So, leave it to Funny or Die to provide an answer for disappointed viewers. As they tell it, because the internet was so unhappy with the casting of True Detective Season 2, the creators have started from scratch with an entirely new show.

Check out Tiny Detectives, which stars Kate Mara and Ellen Page as two diminutive cops afraid of stepladders despite their inability to reach high places:

In Tiny Detectives, Kate Mara and Ellen Page are just as tough, determined and grizzled as Rust Cohle and Marty Hart, but they are faced with an entirely new set of challenges due to their petite frames. Will Tiny Detectives prove to be as big of a hit for HBO as True Detective? Guess we'll have to wait and see!