Two and a Half Men

(2003)

'Two and a Half Men' Season 3 Episodes

Two and a Half Men - Season 3

Two and a Half Men - Season 3

Commercial jingle writer Charlie Harper (series star Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach, a Jaguar in the garage and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his uptight chiropractor brother, Alan (series star Jon Cryer), arrives unexpectedly with Alan's 10-year-old son, Jake (series star Angus T. Jones).

Two and a Half Men S3E1
Episode 1  •  September 19th, 2005

Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts

Two and a Half Men S3E2
Episode 2  •  September 26th, 2005

Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover

Two and a Half Men S3E3
Episode 3  •  October 3rd, 2005

Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark

Two and a Half Men S3E4
Episode 4  •  October 10th, 2005

Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs

Two and a Half Men S3E5
Episode 5  •  October 17th, 2005

We Called It Mr. Pinky

Two and a Half Men S3E6
Episode 6  •  October 24th, 2005

Hi, Mr. Horned One

Two and a Half Men S3E7
Episode 7  •  November 7th, 2005

Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop

Two and a Half Men S3E8
Episode 8  •  November 14th, 2005

That Voodoo That I Do Do

Two and a Half Men S3E9
Episode 9  •  November 21st, 2005

Madame and Her Special Friend

Two and a Half Men S3E10
Episode 10  •  November 28th, 2005

Something Salted and Twisted

Two and a Half Men S3E11
Episode 11  •  December 19th, 2005

Santa's Village of the Damned

Two and a Half Men S3E12
Episode 12  •  January 9th, 2006

That Special Tug

Two and a Half Men S3E13
Episode 13  •  January 23rd, 2006

Humiliation is a Visual Medium

Two and a Half Men S3E14
Episode 14  •  February 6th, 2006

Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded

Two and a Half Men S3E15
Episode 15  •  February 27th, 2006

My Tongue is Meat

Two and a Half Men S3E16
Episode 16  •  March 6th, 2006

Ergo, The Booty Call

Two and a Half Men S3E17
Episode 17  •  March 13th, 2006

The Unfortunate Little Schnauser

Two and a Half Men S3E18
Episode 18  •  March 20th, 2006

The Spit-Covered Cobbler

Two and a Half Men S3E19
Episode 19  •  April 10th, 2006

Golly Moses, She's A Muffin

Two and a Half Men S3E20
Episode 20  •  April 24th, 2006

Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro

Two and a Half Men S3E21
Episode 21  •  May 1st, 2006

And the Plot Moistens

Two and a Half Men S3E22
Episode 22  •  May 8th, 2006

Just Once With Aunt Sophie

Two and a Half Men S3E23
Episode 23  •  May 15th, 2006

Arguments for the Quickie

Two and a Half Men S3E24
Episode 24  •  May 22nd, 2006

That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite

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