South Park

(1997)

'South Park' Season 5 Episodes

South Park - Season 5

South Park - Season 5

In 'It Hits the Fan' a well-known expletive becomes common currency after an airing on an influential TV police drama, but this particular curse-word is itself cursed and soon has the land crawling with Black Death. 'Cripple Fight' sees the parents mount a campaign to get Big Gay Al removed from his position as Scout leader. 'The Super Best Friends' has the boys become involved with the sinister cult run by magician David Blaine. 'Scott Tenorman Must Die' finds Cartman doing his best to get his revenge on the diabolical Scott Tenorman. 'Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow' has Cartman, Kyle and Stan uncover the truth about Terrance and Phillip when they visit the Earth Day Brainwashing Festival. In 'Cartmanland' the big-boned youngster purchases a theme park. 'Proper Condom Use' sees the parents petition the school to get sex education for their children. 'Towelie' has the boys befriend a stoned talking towel called Towelie. 'Osama Bin Laden Has Farty Pants' finds Cartman, Stan, Kyle and Kenny trapped on an US military aircraft bound for Afghanistan. In 'How to Eat With Your Butt' Cartman gets Kenny's photo printed on a milk carton as that of a missing child. In 'The Entity' Kyle's cousin comes to stay and Mr Garrison invents a new method of transportation. 'Here Comes the Neighborhood' has Token invite other rich people to come live in South Park. 'Kenny Dies' sees Cartman get involved in stem cell research. Finally, in 'Butters' Very Own Episode', Butters starts spying on his father and discovers that the old man is an avid fan of gay pornography and regularly visits men's bath houses.

South Park S5E1
Episode 1  •  June 20th, 2001

It Hits the Fan

The you-know-what hits the fan 162 times when the citizens of South Park hear the word "Sh*t" on the popular show, "Cop Drama." Boffo ratings have the executives at HBC plotting further use of the curse word, as the nation is struck by a mysterious plague that unleashes the ancient Knights of Standards and Practices. Only Chef and the boys can save South Park, and the world!

South Park S5E2
Episode 2  •  June 27th, 2001

Cripple Fight

Big Gay Al returns to South Park as the new scout leader. When he is fired for being gay, the boys rally to his defense with the help of the new "handi-capable" kid, Jimmy. But there's only room for one crippled kid in South Park, so Timmy and Jimmy throw down in an all-out slugfest.

South Park S5E3
Episode 3  •  July 4th, 2001

Super Best Friends

Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny discover David Blaine, magician and Cult Leader. Stan finds out early that the Blainiacs are not as nice as they thought. Stan has to convince Kyle, Kenny and Cartman that they've been brainwashed... but will he get to them in time? Jesus has a few tricks up his sleeve! Super Best Friends to the rescue!

South Park S5E4
Episode 4  •  July 11th, 2001

Scott Tenorman Must Die

Cartman goes medieval on Scott Tenorman's ass when ginger-haired Scott tricks our supple hero into buying his pubic hair for $16.12. Radiohead guest stars and plays a role in Cartman's elaborate scheme at getting sweet revenge on his unsuspecting foe.

South Park S5E5
Episode 5  •  July 18th, 2001

Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow

In the grand tradition of Wham UK, flatulant Canadian superstars, Terrance and Phillip, have broken up over creative differences. The clock is ticking as the boys struggle to reunite the fartastic duo, and recruit them in time for South Park's Earth Day festivities.

South Park S5E6
Episode 6  •  July 25th, 2001

Cartmanland

Cartman inherits one million dollars from his grandmother and fulfills his lifelong dream of owning his own amusement park: Cartmanland! A hemorrhoid erupts in Kyle's ass when he learns of Cartman's undeserved fortune, making him question the very existence of God and whether there's a reason to stay alive in a world where someone like Cartman is happy.

South Park S5E7
Episode 7  •  August 1st, 2001

Proper Condom Use

Thanks to Stan's "handy" work, the children of South Park must endure sex education from the unlikely duo of Mr. Mackey and Ms. Choksondik. While the two adults take their lessons to heart, the children are left frightened, mis-informed, and armed for battle against the opposite sex. Much hilarity ensues.

South Park S5E8
Episode 8  •  August 8th, 2001

Towelie

The boys get a new video game system and their plan for the foreseeable future is to play it! When the government steals their new Game Sphere, the boys will stop at nothing to get it back. Their one hope for infiltrating the top secret lab where the Game Sphere is being kept is to team up with Towelie, a genetically engineered towel who only wants to get high.

South Park S5E9
Episode 9  •  November 7th, 2001

Osama Bin Laden Has Farty Pants

In the wake of the terrorist attack on the United States, the boys find themselves accidentally sent to Afghanistan, where they encounter their Afghani counterparts and try to understand why they hate Americans. While they are there they also take on the Taliban and Cartman pits his fat ass against Bin Laden himself.

South Park S5E10
Episode 10  •  November 14th, 2001

How To Eat With Your Butt

Cartman has finally gone too far when a prank involving Kenny's sweet cheeks results in him blowing a "funny fuse." After a photo of Kenny's better side finds it's way onto the side of a milk carton, an unusual couple arrives in South Park to claim their missing child. Much ass kissing ensues.

South Park S5E11
Episode 11  •  November 21st, 2001

The Entity (a.k.a. The Ginger Device)

Kyle’s cousin comes to town and after Kyle sees how stereotypically Jewish his cousin Kyle is, he worries about how Cartman is going to react when he meets him. Meanwhile, Mr. Garrison invents an alternative form of transportation that requires the rider to use more than just their hands and legs to control it.

South Park S5E12
Episode 12  •  November 28th, 2001

Here Comes the Neighborhood

Feeling like an outcast for being the only rich kid in town, Token succeeds in attracting several other wealthy people to South Park. Meanwhile, the townspeople, fearing that their little hamlet is rapidly going up the drain, attempt to run the new residents out of town by any means necessary.

South Park S5E13
Episode 13  •  December 5th, 2001

Kenny Dies

In a very special episode of South Park, Cartman fights for Kenny's life when he speaks before Congress in favor of stem cell research. Meanwhile, Stan has trouble dealing with his friend's impending demise.

South Park S5E14
Episode 14  •  December 12th, 2001

Butters' Very Own Episode

Butters finds out what his father has been up to late at night and when his mother hears, she overreacts by trying to kill her son and then herself back at home. After returning home and forgiving her husband, she realizes what she has done to her son and they spin a story to the media to cover their tracks. Meanwhile, Butters obsesses with returning home so that he can join his parents for an anniversary dinner at Bennigan’s.

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