'Rules of Engagement' Season 1 Episodes
Rules of Engagement - Season 1
It doesn't matter if you're in love, out of love, or somewhere in between, you have to play by the RULES OF ENGAGEMENT! Join newly engaged couple, Adam (Oliver Hudson) and Jennifer (Bianca Kajilch), as they stumble toward marriage with blind bliss. Their friends - haggard but happily married couple, Jeff (Patrick Warburton) and Audrey (Megyn Price), and the eternally single Russell (David Spade) - help prove that no matter what your take on love, you have to follow the rules to win!
Audrey (Megyn Price) and Jeff (Patrick Warburton), the long-time married pair, invite newly engaged Jennifer (Bianca Kajlich) and Adam (Oliver Hudson) to an art opening. But the day before the event, Audrey and Jeff get into an argument about her unused bicycle which has hung on a hook in the couple's apartment for over two years. Their fight causes Adam and Jennifer to question their own decision to get married. Meanwhile, Audrey fixes up Russell (David Spade) with a friend thinking that the right woman can change his mind about married life.
“The Birthday Deal”
Though Jeff won't reveal what he gets from Audrey on his birthday every year, Adam decides to bring up the subject to Jennifer and is then worried when Jennifer not only agrees to give him a birthday deal, but announces that she wants to get one in return. Meanwhile, Russell is obsessed with trying to figure out what Jeff's birthday present really is.
“Young and the Restless”
Jeff can't take his eyes off Russell's latest hot date when they meet her at the diner, much to Audrey's dismay and embarrassment. Later, when Jeff tries to reassure her that he would never go for a younger woman, Audrey tells him that even if he wanted one, he's too old to get one, and the wager ensues. Meanwhile, Jennifer wants to get rid of their bed because Oliver bought it with an ex-girlfriend.
When Jeff doesn't pay enough attention to Audrey after she gets a big promotion at work, Jeff tries to make it up to her by inviting her to floor seats at a Knicks game. But when it comes time to get ready, Audrey can't decide what to wear and Jeff accuses her of caring more about what she looks like than about him. Meanwhile, Adam and Jennifer argue over how their money is spent now that they are engaged and living together.
When Russell accidentally runs into Constance, an older woman from his past, he decides he must demonstrate his physical prowess and right his previous wrong. Jessica Walter guest stars.
“Hard Day's Night”
Jeff doesn't know how to tell Audrey that he got "excited" when Jennifer gave him a massage after helping Jennifer move her couch.
After Audrey makes Jeff's favorite t-shirts into a quilt, his constant reminiscing about each t-shirt's significance makes Audrey start to feel like his best times in life may have come before her.