'Family Guy' Season 12 Episodes
Family Guy - Season 12
Family Guy's twelfth season began airing on Fox on September 29, 2013.
The series follows the Griffin family, a dysfunctional family consisting of father Peter, mother Lois, daughter Meg, son Chris, baby Stewie and the family dog Brian, who reside in their hometown of Quahog.
During this season, the Griffins will travel to Italy; Peter will get a twin; Quagmire and Peter will form a folk band; and as confirmed by series creator Seth MacFarlane, Cleveland will move back to Quahog along with his family, since The Cleveland Show was cancelled. It has also been confirmed by MacFarlane that a member of the Griffin family will die in this season, to be replaced by an upcoming member of the family.
Planned guest stars for the season include: Conan O'Brien, Jeff Daniels, Michelle Dockery, Tony Sirico, Yvette Nicole Brown, Gary Cole, Cesar Milan, Lauren Bacall, Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer, Liam Neeson, Bryan Cranston, Billie Joe Armstrong, Peter Dinklage, and Adam Levine.
Peter (Seth MacFarlane) is convinced that a restaurant placemat is a treasure map. Word quickly spreads about the alleged cache, sparking a city-wide search and turning the citizens of Quahog against each other.
Peter (Seth MacFarlane) discovers that he has a vestigial twin, whom he names Chip, growing out of his neck. It’s not long before Peter resents the fact that everyone seems to love Chip more than him, so he decides to amputate his twin. However, when Peter gets into trouble, he realizes he needs Chip more than ever.
When Quagmire meets a woman named Sonja, who is as sexually insatiable as he is, he is thrilled to finally be with someone who won’t judge him. However, things take a turn for the worse when Sonja abducts Quagmire, intending to make him her sex slave. It is up to Peter, Joe and Quagmire’s dad to explore the seedy underbelly of Quahog to find and rescue Quagmire. Meanwhile, a love triangle emerges between Stewie, Brian and Stewie’s teddy bear, Rupert.
“A Fistful of Meg”
Meg (Mila Kunis) spills her lunch on the new kid, “Mental” Mike (guest voice Chris Cox). When Mike challenges her to a fight, Meg tries every possible way she can think of to get out of it. Meanwhile, Peter (Seth McFarlane) continually harasses Brian (Seth McFarlane) in the nude until it escalates to the breaking point.
The Griffins take a trip to Italy and are forced to deal with annoying immigration laws after Peter destroys the family’s passports.
“Life of Brian”
When Stewie (Seth MacFarlane) and Brian (Seth MacFarlane) travel back to 17th century Jamestown, via Stewie’s time machine, they encounter too many close calls with altering the course of mankind. Stewie decides to destroy his time machine, but immediately regrets his decision when an unthinkable event happens, and he is unable to go back.
“Into Harmony’s Way”
When Peter and Quagmire discover that their singing voices create beautiful harmony together, they form a singing/songwriting team, in the vein of Simon and Garfunkel. However, tensions run high when fame gets to Peter’s head.
When Carter Pewterschmidt (Seth MacFarlane) cancels the annual Quahog Christmas carnival, because he hates the holiday, Peter (Seth MacFarlane) must transform his father-in-law from a Scrooge into a hometown hero in order to salvage the event. Meanwhile, Stewie (Seth MacFarlane) devises a master plan to get the one and only thing he wants for Christmas.
Peter attempts to get his groove back.
The Griffins pay homage to the Brothers Grimm.
“Brian's a Bad Father”
Brian's son comes back into his life.
“Mom's the Word”
After Peter’s mother passes away, he forms a special friendship with her longtime pal, Evelyn, who attempts to seduce Peter.
“3 Acts of God”
Peter grows frustrated when players on opposing teams continue to thank God after defeating his beloved New England Patriots football team, so he and the guys embark on a global quest to find God and ask Him to stop interfering with the outcome of professional football games.
Peter protects the family jewels.
Peter forms a new habit.
“Herpe the Love Sore”
Brian gives Stewie an STD.
“The Most Interesting Man in the World”
Peter classes himself up.
“Baby Got Black”
Chris runs away with his love.
Meg has fun partying with Peter when he takes her to a college for an interview. Brian must learn how to live in the wild when he gets sprayed by a skunk and is prohibited from entering the house.
Cleveland (guest voice Mike Henry) returns to town, but is instantly banned from spending time with Peter when Lois and Donna (guest voice Sanaa Lathan) get into a big fight over parenting.
When Peter and Chris interrupt Stewie’s TV time, the angry baby goes back in time to break up Peter and Lois, so he’s never conceived. But instead, he is reborn into a “Downton Abbey”-esque British household.